cybervagrant

Life

Life is nothing but a series of choices, fellas. Don’t let any “determinism” fucker tell you otherwise. Even if they end up being right in the end, we will have had a heck of a run, so fuck ‘em. 

Now, I know I haven’t been posting much lately, and I am truly sorry about that. It has to do with that fucking Life thing that I was just talking about. I’m a pretty busy guy, and I KNOW that sounds super lame, but between family, internet memes, shitty TV, fake politics, pubic grooming, and work, this is the best I can do.

Oh, and I just found out what SST means. Stay tuned for my dick.

Anonymous asked: You're so adorable and cuddly and I'd probably bite your head of if you were near so it's better that you're so far away.

That’s the nicest thing anybody’s has ever said to me. Thanks you, kind, anonymous, human being.

The Gods

If I were a member of the Gods and someone on old school Earth suddenly shouted, “The Gods are angry!”, when in reality, I personally, was not angry at all, but the rest of my fellow Gods were super pissed, would that be like a fucked up run-on sentence that somehow resulted in the new and technically correct, “Save one God, the Gods are angry?”

I really don’t think anyone has ever thought of this before. Fucking winning, baby!